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MST3K Space Mutiny - Discussing Old Encyclopedias

Crow: It lists Hitler as a "fairly stable veteran of the Great War." Mike: Oh, come on, they're not that old. They're fine. Servo: Oh yeah? It mentions the lightbulb as a "charming theory." Crow: Yeah! And Congress is spelled with an "f." What is it, Congriff? Mike: Well, I used them when I was a kid. [Blows dust off a volume] They seemed fine then. Crow: The periodic table has three elements in it, Mike! Servo: There's a volume for the letter epsilon. Crow: There's a mailing address for Macchu Pichu. Servo: It's got a picture of Stonehenge! Mike: So? Servo: Under construction?! Mike: So, what you high-minded encyclopedia snobs are trying to tell me is, you want a new set. Fine, I'll get you another set. Servo: Oh, anything that's not handwritten on papyrus will do.

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